
Too
focused on his re-avowing his mission, the creature barely noticed the boy
sneak up behind him until he felt the five thousand volts of electrical current
course through his neck.
Reeling
away from the jolt, the creature spun around to face the boy, who still held
the tazer, the current flaring between the two prongs.
Smirking, the boy said, “That’ll teach you not
to pay attention.”
The creature snarled and grabbed a toy
from the desk as a green mist seeped from his nostrils, flowing down over his
hand and melting the victimized space ranger into a puddle of plastic.
“I
already saw that on Space Terrors 2 and that was a limited edition by the way.”
Turning away from the child, the creature rammed two fingers into its
eyes, turning back to display an eyeball on each pointer finger, the right one
winked at the child.
“Peepers – The Return but they did it better.”
Flinging
his eyes to the floor, the creature grabbed the horns on either side of his
head and roared in pain as he ripped his head from his shoulder and hissed, “Your
eternal soul is mine.”
The boy sighed, “My Dearly Beheaded but
yours has less blood.”
Bending
down to retrieve the remnants of his melted toy, the boy glanced up as the
monster re-adjusted his head and added, “You owe me like two hundred buck for
this.”
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Wow...that's one resilient kid. (Btw, eeeww--beheading I can do, gauged out eyes are gross). The monster will persevere, right? I'm rooting for him now.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on finding a publisher!
(This is Tara--blogger is having a spat with my Wordpress ID)
Thanks, Tara. A good monster is hard to keep down. Good luck with the tech feud. Those never end pretty.
DeleteI've come to the conclusion that blogger will not accept WordPress ID. The only way I can comment is with Google.
ReplyDeleteAnd does the kid equate toys with money yet? Or does he simply demand a replacement (and better) toy?
I've had some issued with comments too. The boy doesn't see the value of the toy other than the cost. Like not wanting to take it out of the package and play with it for fear of its value dropping
DeleteWow - ouch. :-/
ReplyDeleteI actually watered it down some. I was going for the de-sensitation of society as it pertains to violence. Hope that came across.
DeleteThis monster is going to have either enlist help (which I'm sure his code is against) or get real on this little snot. He needs to be taken out of his comfort zone, without toys, without pranks. I can't wait until he finally succeeds in scaring him.
ReplyDeleteHa. And then it gets real. Thanks, Jalissa! Next week, okay tomorrow, I'm late with responding, I'm going to wrap it up.
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